You had your passport photo taken today, that was an ordeal, what a pain, little babies like you need a passport with a photo where they have to keep their head straight, first we could not make you keep your eyes open, once you woke up you closed it each time when we switched the lights on, then you would rolll your head to the sides or sideways.

Finally we got you, we stuck the photo on a template, once we had your nose centrally lined it turned out when your chin is positioned on the appointed horizontal line your eyes did not reach the top shaded strip where the eyes should be so..we had to stretch you a bit

here you are –

WANTED – by everyone who things you are so sweet and cute

WANTED for committing following crimes:                soiling the nappies, sometimes 3 x per hour,                                                                                       waking up your parents 4 times each night                                                                             eating 5 times per hour

being cute sweet and lovely all the time even when doing all the above